Merry Christmas, My Cunning Stunt 🎄 Merry Christmas, My Cunning Stunt 🎄 Verse 1Snow on the roof and gin in my cup,You’re my festive chaos, you light me up,From Cunny Funt to Sunning Ctunt (oops, behave!),You’re the naughtiest gift…
Merry Christmas, My Cunning Stunt 🎄 Merry Christmas, My Cunning Stunt 🎄 Verse 1Snow on the roof and gin in my cup,You’re my festive chaos, you light me up,From Cunny Funt to Sunning Ctunt (oops, behave!),You’re the naughtiest gift…
Merry Christmas Knob-Head 🎄 Merry Christmas Knob-Head 🎄 Verse 1It’s Christmas time, the lights are on,The beer’s gone flat, the turkey’s gone wrong.You’re snoring loud on the sofa bed,With tinsel tangled round your head. Pre-ChorusThe dog’s just sicked up…
Meet Me Christmas Eve Meet Me Christmas Eve Verse 1The snow is falling, the candles glowI’ve been waiting for you to showThe stars are shining, the world believesSo meet me Christmas Eve ChorusMeet me Christmas Eve tonightUnder the stars…
Love, Laughs & Cake (…Yeah, Cake) Love, Laughs & Cake (…Yeah, Cake) [Intro]Mm-hmm…It’s Christmas, baby…And I brought the pudding…But you know I’m not talkin’ about dessert… [Verse 1]You’re in the kitchen lookin’ wicked, in that little Christmas dress,I swear…
Little Prick Christmas 🎵 Little Prick Christmas 🎵 (Funny + sarcastic, with that smooth slow-jam swagger) [Verse 1]Baby, it’s Christmas, the lights are low,I’m feelin’ all festive, thought you oughta know…You walked in smilin’, lookin’ proper slick,Had me thinkin’…
It’s Christmas, And All I Want is You It’s Christmas, And All I Want is You Verse 1Stockings filled, the fire’s warm,Snow is falling, hearts are worn.But the gift that makes my season true,Is sharing Christmas here with you.…
Hurry Home For Christmas Hurry Home For Christmas Verse 1The lights are in the window, the fire’s burning low,I’ve hung the Christmas stockings right beside the fire’s glow.I’ve wrapped up all your presents, tied the ribbons neat and tight,But…
Gay As Christmas (Shine, Baby, Shine) Gay As Christmas (Shine, Baby, Shine) (Cheeky, flirty, R&B groove with camp glitter vibes) [Verse 1]Baby, you walk in the room,And damn, you light it up like Pride in June.Tinsel on your hips,…
Fuck It, This Will Do (But You’re Still My Christmas Treat) Fuck It, This Will Do (But You’re Still My Christmas Treat) [Verse 1]I was walkin’ through the shops today,Tryna find somethin’ sweet to send your way.But every card…
Finger Me for Christmas Finger Me for Christmas [Intro – Sexy Whispers]Mmm-hmm baby…It’s Christmas Day…And I’ve only got two things on my mind…(…and they’re both attached to my hand…) [Verse 1] Girl, you know I’m comin’ down your chimney,Not…
Falling for You at Christmas Falling for You at Christmas Verse 1Snow is dancing, the streets are brightBut nothing glows like your eyes tonightEvery laugh, every little glanceMakes me believe in a Christmas romance Pre-ChorusI thought I’d just meet…